Two new foreign only prisons

[TwinGoldDaleks]

Prisons are for the weak. Exterminate criminals! Exterminate them!

[shelby68]

Ministers would also review how well the two prisons were working to decide if any more should be set up, although the costs per inmate were higher at more than £38,000.

£38K to keep each foreign crim in luxury.

There must be cheaper ways of keeping people locked up.

There is its called work...

[TheFaQQer]

Prisons are for the weak. Exterminate criminals! Exterminate them!

Timelord prisons can hold lots of Daleks though.

[shelby68]

Timelord prisons can hold lots of Daleks though.

yea but there's the hosting costs to consider and I'll bet that TARDIS thing isn't cheap to run either...

[TheFaQQer]

yea but there's the hosting costs to consider and I'll bet that TARDIS thing isn't cheap to run either...

But you'd only need one to hold all the prisoners.

Then sell off the prisons to solve the housing crisis.

[beaker]

Surely the next boom is in buying prison cells? Cell-to-let anyone?

[shelby68]

Surely the next boom is in buying prison cells? Cell-to-let anyone?

Well at least you'd get 100% occupancy....

[beaker]

Well at least you'd get 100% occupancy....

And guaranteed income of 38K per year! Well, that's plan b sorted. And with the increase in immigration and crime...

[beaker]

My god thats beginning to sound like a business plan... Dragon's Den here I come!

Solve the prison crisis! Rent out your spare room to a dangerous criminal for 38K per year! Go on. Everyone's doing it.

[shelby68]

And guaranteed income of 38K per year! Well, that's plan b sorted. And with the increase in immigration and crime levels...

My god thats beginning to sound like a business plan... Dragon's Den here I come!