What should I do?

[tay]

Shouldnt all the cheeses be sprinkled with ginger to make it a more accurate sample?

[Bagpuss]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

[Lucy]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

It's not nice to be fattist pussycat.

[SallyAnne]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

I think we all know that someone such as yourself shouldn't be sizeist eh Baggy? Imagine if all of us girls were "sizeist" right back!

[sasguru]

I think we all know that someone such as yourself shouldn't be sizeist eh Baggy? Imagine if all of us girls were "sizeist" right back!

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

[SallyAnne]

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

No - I'm saying he has a tiny c*ck

[thunderlizard]

Is it really just today? If so that's not much of a problem. If more people spent the occasional day smelling of cheese, the world would be a more interesting place.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

I say get the Jacobs Crackers out !!!

[Lucy]

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

I tell you, he's not fat he's just fluffy! (or is that garfield?)