Swing Low

[DodgyAgent]

I've got a first verse...

Australians all please **** off home
'cos you are out the cup;
You couldn't deliver sh1t
the chances you talked up.
Your land abounds in nature's gifts
that bite and kill and sting;
without a pack you've shown again
you'll never win a thing.

where is mailman? c'mon little redneck come out from under your stone

[Alf W]

I've got a first verse...

Australians all please **** off home
'cos you are out the cup;
You couldn't deliver sh1t
the chances you talked up.
Your land abounds in nature's gifts
that bite and kill and sting;
without a pack you've shown again
you'll never win a thing.

Just thought I'd dust it down so I can re-use it in a couple of weeks.

[Doggy Styles]

And the English question why everyone else hates their rugby team ...

No they don't. They know it's just envy.

[TiroFijo]

I'll kick the song off:

"Swing loooowwwweee, sweeet chaaaaariot"

over to you

Manu Tuilagi - how can a visa over stayer of 6 years who should have been deported last year now be playing on the England national team?

what kind of message is the UK sending out to visa (and future) over stayers?

[Doggy Styles]

Manu Tuilagi - how can a visa over stayer of 6 years who should have been deported last year new be playing on the England national team?

what kind of message is the UK sending out to visa (and future) over stayers?

Skills shortage.

[TiroFijo]

Skills shortage.