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    #11
    I was here, then went home. This morning I:

    Woke up, fell out of bed,
    Dragged a comb across my head.
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
    And looking up, I noticed I was late...
    Found my coat and grabbed my hat,
    Made the bus in seconds flat.
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke...

    ... and was immediately arrested for smoking in a public place. My extradition to Guantanamo Bay is imminent. Damn The Beatles!
    Last edited by DBA_bloke; 5 October 2007, 08:54.

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