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CUK Xmas night out.
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Yes, although when he asked for a Bagpuss look, they handed him a gimp outfit straightaway.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHe's looking for one for his SASguru ID. Problem is he keeps getting slapped across the face, when he asks for something that looks like an xxxx at the fancy dress shopHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes, although when he asked for a Bagpuss look, they handed him a gimp outfit straightaway.
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We're back onto gimps again
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Count me in for a north west freaky meet (if CM is there!)Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThen we need a disfunctional people who live in the North West meet.Comment
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yes pleaseOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThis will happen tomorrow night, rest assured.
Would you like the report in (death by) PowerPoint?
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Christmas Party
How come I didn’t get an invite to 'the non-shot hole of the north' CUK Christmas Party. Sally I’m disappointed, such a pretty name, it doesn’t suit you. I would welcome the opportunity of meeting SASguru and hearing his drunken serenade that he was out practising down Olde London Towne just last night. No wonder he’s sad and lonely. Everyone sing along.
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It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, wont see another one
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
Ive got a feeling
This years for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
Think of the poor less fortunate souls this Christmas.Last edited by Damp Cave; 14 November 2007, 09:02.Comment
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I think we need a NW night out!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCount me in for a north west freaky meet (if CM is there!)
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Damp Cave View PostSally I’m disappointed, such a pretty name, it doesn’t suit you.
Oh please come
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