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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Therefore, atw will constantly be going to the toilet to apply a new cunning disguise to fit the relevant id.
    It will have to be a very cunning stunt to actually work out...

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      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      He's looking for one for his SASguru ID. Problem is he keeps getting slapped across the face, when he asks for something that looks like an xxxx at the fancy dress shop
      Yes, although when he asked for a Bagpuss look, they handed him a gimp outfit straightaway.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Yes, although when he asked for a Bagpuss look, they handed him a gimp outfit straightaway.


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          We're back onto gimps again
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Then we need a disfunctional people who live in the North West meet.
            Count me in for a north west freaky meet (if CM is there!)
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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              This will happen tomorrow night, rest assured.
              Would you like the report in (death by) PowerPoint?
              yes please
              The pope is a tard.

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                Christmas Party

                How come I didn’t get an invite to 'the non-shot hole of the north' CUK Christmas Party. Sally I’m disappointed, such a pretty name, it doesn’t suit you. I would welcome the opportunity of meeting SASguru and hearing his drunken serenade that he was out practising down Olde London Towne just last night. No wonder he’s sad and lonely. Everyone sing along.

                ;
                It was christmas eve babe
                In the drunk tank
                An old man said to me, wont see another one
                And then he sang a song
                The rare old mountain dew
                I turned my face away
                And dreamed about you

                Got on a lucky one
                Came in eighteen to one
                Ive got a feeling
                This years for me and you
                So happy christmas
                I love you baby
                I can see a better time
                When all our dreams come true


                Think of the poor less fortunate souls this Christmas.
                Last edited by Damp Cave; 14 November 2007, 09:02.

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Count me in for a north west freaky meet (if CM is there!)
                  I think we need a NW night out!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    Originally posted by Damp Cave View Post
                    Sally I’m disappointed, such a pretty name, it doesn’t suit you.

                    Oh please come
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      Oh please come
                      Well, you've already got CD's email address from when he was banned - just invite him along.
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