Best Sandwich

[MrRobin]

Surely the best contractor sandwich would be a Wagyu Beef, then followed by a chocolate pudding, all washed down with a nice glass of fizz

[TheFaQQer]

I remember moving to the Midlands from the North West and asking in a chip shop for a chip barm.... I got puzzled looks and quickly realised that they don't do barms in the Midlands.
So I changed it to chips and gravy, I was almost laughed out of the shop. Gravy... Gravy... we have curry sauce if that's any good

Reminds me of a Peter Kay standup thing.

Don't do peas.
Don't do gravy.
Don't do curry sauce.

"Ast thou owt moist???"