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Where are all the contractors????
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No renewal, off for 3 monthsOriginally posted by Murder1 View PostRenewal probably on the horizon
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Oh yes, you're a PM you would know about thatOriginally posted by Muttley08 View PostDepends how exaggerated your estimates / deadlines are....
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Get the estimate...halve it...and tell em to hurry up with a clip round the ear for encouragement...forget P2 etc..Basil Fawlty taught me everythingOriginally posted by alreadypacked View PostOh yes, you're a PM you would know about that
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Muttley - I need to know your real identity so I can quadruple my estimates if we should ever work together.Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostGet the estimate...halve it...and tell em to hurry up with a clip round the ear for encouragement...forget P2 etc..Basil Fawlty taught me everything
There's no rush though mate, we don't have any genuine project managers on my current gig so I think I'm safe for now.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Where are you Brum. explains a lotOriginally posted by Muttley08 View PostGet the estimate...halve it...and tell em to hurry up with a clip round the ear for encouragement...forget P2 etc..Basil Fawlty taught me everything
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So you never overegg your estimates now???Originally posted by Zippy View PostMuttley - I need to know your real identity so I can quadruple my estimates if we should ever work together.
There's no rush though mate, we don't have any genuine project managers on my current gig so I think I'm safe for now.Comment
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Working... spent all day trying to ghost an old NT4 disk that we have lost the build for and no matter what I tried it wouldn't boot.
I was supposed to know about how HP's bios handles the NT mbr slightly differently to IBM's... only took 6 hours for the penny to drop.
Got another 6 months though.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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