Brian Moore

[EternalOptimist]

I have to admit that the jocks do provide massive entertainment and value for money. I was standing outside Glasgow train station at 2 am waiting for a taxi, with five or six others in the queue. This guy comes staggering up and starts shouting '**** yous, fkin **** yes, yer f*ckers' , holding a bottle of brown in his hand.
He was about 50 odd and pretty harmless so we just sort of ignored him as he ranted on, then he dropped the bottle. He looked mortified but then broke into a massive grin when it didnt break, just a few bubbles came ou the neck.
He started doing a little jig, giving us the two fingers shouting '**** yous, fkin **** yes, yer f*ckers'
Then he bent down to get his ale and a quarter bottle of whiskey fell out his top pocket and smashed in the gutter.
O how we laughed

[shaunbhoy]

I have to admit that the jocks do provide massive entertainment and value for money. I was standing outside Glasgow train station at 2 am waiting for a taxi, with five or six others in the queue. This guy comes staggering up and starts shouting '**** yous, fkin **** yes, yer f*ckers' , holding a bottle of brown in his hand.
He was about 50 odd and pretty harmless so we just sort of ignored him as he ranted on, then he dropped the bottle. He looked mortified but then broke into a massive grin when it didnt break, just a few bubbles came ou the neck.
He started doing a little jig, giving us the two fingers shouting '**** yous, fkin **** yes, yer f*ckers'
Then he bent down to get his ale and a quarter bottle of whiskey fell out his top pocket and smashed in the gutter.
O how we laughed

Astonishing! I have lived in England for over 20 years in all and have yet to see anybody acting in such a way.

[Churchill]

Astonishing! I have lived in England for over 20 years in all and have yet to see anybody acting in such a way.

"Oh wad some power the giftie gie us to see oursels as others see us!"

[shaunbhoy]

"Oh wad some power the giftie gie us to see oursels as others see us!"

Very good churchill, but do you understand enough to translate it I wonder?

[DBA_bloke]

Very good churchill, but do you understand enough to translate it I wonder?

shaunboy: The chieftain o' the puddin-race.

[Clownio]

I'm on the fence when it comes to the scotch.

I like their whisky but can't stand their eggs.

[wendigo100]

So about 3 times as likely as England retaining the Rugby World Cup then, or five times as likely as Johnny Wilkinson staying uninjured for a calendar month.

True on both counts, and you might as well chuck in Michael Owen staying uninjured for a calendar day.

[Clownio]

Oh, and their tape comes in usefull as well.

[Clownio]

scotch mist ?

[wendigo100]

scotch mist ?

I thought you were referring to their kicker for a minute...