Holier than thou Muslims ...

[cailin maith]

They can believe want they like but they're still hypocrites and fools.

My my..... we are incredibly grumpy today.....

[gingerjedi]

Try an Indian restaurant, you knob.

I don't know what it’s like around your neck of the woods but around here 95% of curry restaurants are run by Bangladeshi Muslims... gristly knob.

[DBA_bloke]

I don't know what it’s like around your neck of the woods but around here 95% of curry restaurants are run by Bangladeshi Muslims... gristly knob.

Same where I live - but then I live in Bangladesh... the commute's a sod.

[Mailman]

Been to the canteen for lunch, some hijabed Muslim bint (born here judging by her accent) was talking to her mate about how she used to be all western and wore miniskirts and drank and how she was so much happier now she had removed all these influences from her life and how she felt guilty when she missed one of the obligatory prayer times etc etc ad nauseum.
What a load of utter bullcrap. The fact is any ultra-religious types are self-deluded idiots.

As Ive said a number of times previous, the Eye-ranian females taking part in some recent poof ball event there couldnt understand the poms who had turned up demanding the right to dress like a star wars extra when they had spent all their lives trying to stop impersonating Jawa's!

Mailman

[sasguru]

As Ive said a number of times previous, the Eye-ranian females taking part in some recent poof ball event there couldnt understand the poms who had turned up demanding the right to dress like a star wars extra when they had spent all their lives trying to stop impersonating Jawa's!

Mailman

Thanks for that contribution, Postie. Cogent and relevant as usual.

[Mailman]

You know that I know that you know that I know you have been waiting for a posting from me!

Dont deny it...if you do Ill have to lop yer head off, you infadel!

Mailman

[Clippy]

You know that I know that you know that I know you have been waiting for a posting from me!

Mailman

Get your peanut around this one then, Einstein.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...e-mailman.html

[lilelvis2000]

What the feck was she doing in the canteen?

Isn't it ramalamadingdong or something?

Women who are in "that time of the month" are exempt from the fast.

[King Cnvt]

Women who are in "that time of the month" are exempt from the fast.

Lucky bleeders!

[Sysman]

Basil?

Being on stage with a Basil probably means he's called Derek.

HTH