Holier than thou Muslims ...

[Churchill]

Been to the canteen for lunch, some hijabed Muslim bint (born here judging by her accent) was talking to her mate about how she used to be all western and wore miniskirts and drank and how she was so much happier now she had removed all these influences from her life and how she felt guilty when she missed one of the obligatory prayer times etc etc ad nauseum.
What a load of utter bullcrap. The fact is any ultra-religious types are self-deluded idiots.

What the feck was she doing in the canteen?

Isn't it ramalamadingdong or something?

[chicane]

What the feck was she doing in the canteen?

Isn't it ramalamadingdong or something?

'Tis the way of most religious people. Choose the bits of the religion that you like, and ignore the bits that you don't.

Hence America, supposedly the most Christian country in the world.

[Old Greg]

What the feck was she doing in the canteen?

Isn't it ramalamadingdong or something?

My Muslim colleaue came to sit with us today in the canteen for a chat. Perhaps that's what was going on.

[DBA_bloke]

My Muslim colleaue came to sit with us today in the canteen for a chat. Perhaps that's what was going on.

Was said Muslim colleague carrying a package on the way in, but not on the way out? Careful.

[Old Greg]

Was said Muslim colleague carrying a package on the way in, but not on the way out? Careful.

No, he's a nice guy, rather than a racist sterotype.

[daviejones]

Basil?

Yeah, but Basil would be the clever one!!!

[DBA_bloke]

No, he's a nice guy, rather than a racist sterotype.

Who mentioned race? You racist!

[Old Greg]

Presumably being Muslim and observing Ramadan in Mid Summer north of the Arctic Circle makes for a short life...

I was chatting to my colleague about this yesterday. In midsummer, Muslims living in such places use the 'timetable' of a more Southerly latitude.

[Old Greg]

Who mentioned race? You racist!

Mentioning race does not make someone racist.

[DBA_bloke]

Mentioning race does not make someone racist.

But you implied (you rotter) that I had. Anyway, as I said, watch out for those packages. Only thinking of your safety.