Is it any of you?

[sasguru]

I know it's not you, as I said earlier this guy knew what he was talking about

[alreadypacked]

Hope the handcuffs and whip didn't leave any marks.

Maybe I should take this as an answer to my LR thread.

[wendigo100]

Met a really nice guy at the weekend. I was told he was a farmer from New Zeland. Then I discover he is over here contracting in IT.

It's not any of you is it

Gidday!

Snap! I met this crackin ewe over the weekend!

[Churchill]

Met a really nice guy at the weekend. I was told he was a farmer from New Zeland. Then I discover he is over here contracting in IT.

It's not any of you is it

Yes, and you make a crap breakfast!

[alreadypacked]

Yes, and you make a crap breakfast!

Doggie do you still think I'm Lucy ?

[Churchill]

Doggie do you still think I'm Lucy ?

Nope, she makes a lovely breakfast.

[alreadypacked]

Nope, she makes a lovely breakfast.

So you an Lucy are friends again

[Dundeegeorge]

Hardly friends if he ate her for breakfast.

[onefortheroad]

From New Zealand: check
Spent most of my life on a farm: check
Over here contracting in IT: check

hmmm, where abouts exactly?

[alreadypacked]

From New Zealand: check
Spent most of my life on a farm: check
Over here contracting in IT: check

hmmm, where abouts exactly?

Near Haywards Heath