Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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People with ergonomic keyboards, are they all cnuts?
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Yes, people with ergonomic keyboards are cnuts, just as people with one handed keyboards are w*****$.Comment
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Does that include those with only one hand?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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... and as for those showoffs that do it with a straw...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostDoes that include those with only one hand?Comment
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lol
My wife works in a 'special' school and my son almost pi55ed himself when she told him how one of the kids types with his head. She had to explain that they have a screen which he presses with his head at the right moment.
jkmhk,mlca - there you go I just tried it on my laptop. Lets see how the spell checker does.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Is it an Enigma machine? That'd explain the 5-year learning curve.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.
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I bet that misplaced "P" cost them the war!Originally posted by zeitghostBit of a bitch for the touch typist...
http://www.nsa.gov/gallery/photo/photo00005.jpg
How did the P migrate down there?Comment
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I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:
http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html
and one of these:
http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm
The freak!!
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Is his name Patrick by any chance?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:
http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html
and one of these:
http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm
The freak!!
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