The Perfect Breakfast

[Churchill]

Ok so he is a pretentious coont, born in Leeds with a froggy name?

Italian/Froggy name.

But other than that, yes you pretty much have it right on the nail.

Don't forget the lizard gizzards!

[Dundeegeorge]

Do they have lizards in Leeds then?

I thought that was in Cornwall or somewhere equally medieval?

[Churchill]

I thought that was in Cornwall or somewhere equally medieval?

Have they got independence yet?

[Dundeegeorge]

Independence?

I don't think they've got electricity yet, have they?

[Lucy]

Ok so he is a pretentious coont, born in Leeds with a froggy name?

What makes you say he is pretentious? His name?

(I have to say I am very perplexed by northeners though, seem to be angry for no reason, all of the time)

[Churchill]

What makes you say he is pretentious? His name?

(I have to say I am very perplexed by northeners though, seem to be angry for no reason, all of the time)

Not angry, we just have a different sense of humour, decency, set of morals. That's all really. Perhaps it's just frustration at having to deal with ill-educated southern retards who have their heads up their own arses all day.

[daviejones]

What makes you say he is pretentious? His name?

(I have to say I am very perplexed by northeners though, seem to be angry for no reason, all of the time)

Every time I see him, I think "pretentious"...nothing to do with his name, more his personality!

[DBA_bloke]

MPW: A greasy, once talented (but now a shadow of his former self), all at sea, all-but-finished, these days a joke of a jumped-up burger van hobbit non-entity, trying to out-nasty Gordon Ramsay (but failing). There. I've said it.

Incidentally, Raymond Blanc: went to Raymond Blanc's Le Manoir aux Quat'Saisons twice (last year, and the year before). First time was heavenly; second time was fooking crap - and I mean crap. He's lost the magic - probably all eaten-up with jealousy with Ramsay (a lesser chef) getting all the limelight. And he's hardly made amends with his current, rubbishy "The Restaurant" show... dire stuff, indeed.

I'm off for a Big Mac.

[Churchill]

The barsteward.

No mate, have you not been listening? He's a Chef! Born in Leeds like!

[Churchill]

That explains it all...

Great Uncle Cadwallader went missing in Leeds... maybe it's his guts that MPW is cooking....

At least you've got some sense of closure now. However cold that may be...