Has anyone been to Beijing?

[Unwitting Catalyst]

you mean the chinese food is authentic unlike the chicken curry served down your local

try the gong de lin restaurant near the forbidden city

No doubt you go in and order in fluent Mandarin, being a bit of a Tim Westwood.

[mrdonuts]

authentic and repulsive/inedible

they were probably taking the cn ut out of you, probably fed you pickled dog tulip

[Lucy]

It sounds awful, I adore HK, maybe I shouldn't bother.

[sasguru]

The fish follow the trawler if the captain is wise

[Lucy]

The fish follow the trawler if the captain is wise

Are you the trawler or the fish?

[King Cnvt]

Man with one leg should not enter arse kicking competition.

[tay]

I liked it.

Do bother.

[scooterscot]

I've been to Barlinnie -

[Paddy]

I was given a fried egg a bacon breakfast with chopsticks in Beijing. I asked for a knife and fork and they shrugged their shoulders so I drew a picture of a knife and fork. They thought I was tying to write Chinese and a group of them tried to work out what I was writing.