Leaving the UK

[wendigo100]

Here's another stat for you. 25% of babies born in Britain now have foreign parent.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/immigratio...153999,00.html

A quarter of babies born in the UK now have a foreign mother or father, official figures revealed today.

Hmm, my cousin has four. Is it Richard, Colin, Emily or Muhammed? I think it's Colin.

[wendigo100]

That modus operandi sounds strangely familiar...

Yes - I can't get the words "tat shop" out of my head...

[gingerjedi]

Yep. They surely have to be very grateful to the British community. And so Thailand.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/arti...456579,00.html

Come on I don't think you can compare the two, if you’re a single man moving to Thailand you are obviously ugly as sin and a paedophile.

Most of the crims that went to Spain live in Marbella attracted by the bling lifestyle, funny enough an ex chief of Thai police who was wanted for hundreds of murders used to live 200 yards away from my dad in Spain!

[gingerjedi]

Hmm, my cousin has four. Is it Richard, Colin, Emily or Muhammed? I think it's Colin.

I guess it will be more obvious when they grow up and one of them speaks a funny language.

[Francko]

Apparently they are finally now integrating a bit.

http://property.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle2300489.ece

'“People are now becoming more involved in the Spanish economy,” she says. “They are learning little bits of Spanish. It’s not a massive sea-change, but it is changing.”

To be sure, there are still plenty of lobster-red lager boys sporting gold chains and tattoos on the Costa del Sol.'

Hands up, you lobster-red lager boys sporting gold chains and tatoos.

[richard-af]

Apparently they are finally now integrating a bit.

http://property.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle2300489.ece

'“People are now becoming more involved in the Spanish economy,” she says. “They are learning little bits of Spanish. It’s not a massive sea-change, but it is changing.”

To be sure, there are still plenty of lobster-red lager boys sporting gold chains and tattoos on the Costa del Sol.'

Hands up, you lobster-red lager boys sporting gold chains and tatoos.

tattoos - and you got it right just one paragraph earlier. Tut.

[DimPrawn]

Don't get into a road rage clash.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/6960590.stm

Nice place this is turning into.

[richard-af]

Don't get into a road rage clash.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/6960590.stm

Nice place this is turning into.

Letchworth? FFS, that's bloody Hobbiton!

[realityhack]

when the indigenous red squirrel population was at threat from the alien grey squirrel population steps were taken by the government to preserve them, can we expect the red squirrels to return the favour ?

Ssssh! We're harmless really.