Isle of Wight holiday?

[Paddy]

Isle of tulipe, more like. Fail, utterly, to see its appeal.

If it's that neck of the woods you are interested in, my advice is stay in Bournemouth. Better views, more to do, and a good launching pad for the surrounding attractions, like the New Forest, Swanage, IoW(!), and all that. Southampton's a toilet, mind.

Bournemouth the only town in the UK twined with an Israeli town known to locals as Goldersgreen on Sea. The town is full of drug addicts hence why they have to close the public toilets.

New Forest full of pretentious pony owners who regularly set fire to the forest so that the grass grows instead of trees.

Southampton, known as |Southamptonstan is a toilet, but one of those squat ones.

[richard-af]

Bournemouth the only town in the UK twined with an Israeli town known to locals as Goldersgreen on Sea. The town is full of drug addicts hence why they have to close the public toilets.

New Forest full of pretentious pony owners who regularly set fire to the forest so that the grass grows instead of trees.

Southampton, known as |Southamptonstan is a toilet, but one of those squat ones.

You don't like Bournemouth, then?