When flooding hits the south

[Bagpuss]

It's always the north that gets flooded, never down here in the tropical south.

Methinks mother nature is belatedly starting the great northern cull, and not a moment too late.

[freakydancer]

Stalker.

[Euro-commuter]

Hit the nail on the head. Next...

You mean "next, please".

[sasguru]

of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.

Feck off you miserable little cretin

[kramer]

Feck off you miserable little cretin

good to see you're back
or should that be better to see your back?