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    #51
    Originally posted by Swiss Tony
    Word of warning, if the one tonight goes ‘really well’ and you’re at home doing the dirty …. Clean up!! Women are like blood hounds.

    She will sense something is up, plus have a good clean out anyway, stacks of p*rn and old pizza boxes with crusts don’t say you’re a happin guy

    cheers tone. i have no intention of sleeping with the girl im dating tonight. im just going for a few drinks and to see what she is like.

    put her in perspective with the one im dating on saturday. plus it will help me make better decisions.

    well, infact it will confuse the hell out of me big style.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Old Greg
      They were having sex in the cubicle.
      No, most probably in the harsehole


      Duder, do the right thing! invite both women around on Saturday for a romp
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #53
        Originally posted by el duder

        well, infact it will confuse the hell out of me big style.
        Mate having one confuses the hell out of me!
        "Wait, I still function!"

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          #54
          Originally posted by el duder
          whats a laterine?
          In Glasto terms, it's a toilet with a row of cubicles with slam doors which go from about 1 ft off the ground to 4 ft off the groung. Beneath the opening is a giant open trench.

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            #55
            Originally posted by Old Greg
            In Glasto terms, it's a toilet with a row of cubicles with slam doors which go from about 1 ft off the ground to 4 ft off the groung. Beneath the opening is a giant open trench.

            its kinda dirty aint it. were they really young?

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              #56
              Originally posted by el duder
              its kinda dirty aint it. were they really young?
              Can't remember - really wasn't the detail that stuck in my head.

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                #57
                duder- you're getting loads of action at the moment

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                  #58
                  duder - why not jus bang them both to decide which one u like more ????

                  like try before you buy!

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Chugnut
                    You should have felt sorry for him. It's no fun duvet tenting.

                    Life is hard!!!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by el duder
                      cheers tone. i have no intention of sleeping with the girl im dating tonight. im just going for a few drinks and to see what she is like.

                      put her in perspective with the one im dating on saturday. plus it will help me make better decisions.

                      well, infact it will confuse the hell out of me big style.

                      Do you not think you are confused enough??

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