You should keep a kettle by your bed for your morning brew.
Boil it and take it downstairs to confront the intruder. Chuck the contents all over said intruder.
If plod asks, you were pouring a nice drop of camomile to help you sleep when you heard a noise. Took kettle without thinking. Paniced and threw water at burglar.
Boil it and take it downstairs to confront the intruder. Chuck the contents all over said intruder.
If plod asks, you were pouring a nice drop of camomile to help you sleep when you heard a noise. Took kettle without thinking. Paniced and threw water at burglar.
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