Originally posted by barely_pointless
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PAYE only at Deutsche Bank??
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I attended the WRONG 3 hour "Induction" presentation at UBS , whereby some yarpy chick from HR started banging on how "contactors" were suss, "contractors" needed watching, "contractors" never return their login details when they leave ..... etc etc
Talk about Donald Sutherland in "Invasion of the body snatchers"
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A new word for my lexicon!Originally posted by barely_pointlesswhereby some yarpy chickHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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what does yarpy mean?Originally posted by barely_pointlessI attended the WRONG 3 hour "Induction" presentation at UBS , whereby some yarpy chick from HR started banging on how "contactors" were suss, "contractors" needed watching, "contractors" never return their login details when they leave ..... etc etc
Talk about Donald Sutherland in "Invasion of the body snatchers"
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I'm picturing:Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukwhat does yarpy mean?
- Female
- Private edjucated (sic)
- Promoted above ability
- Flirty with the boss to protect position
- Lots of noise but little substance
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Can someone explain this one? I'm not having a go at barely_pointless, I'm confused about what HR expect to happen?Originally posted by barely_pointless... "contractors" never return their login details when they leave ...Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by PaddySUSE Linux Microsoft and Novell.
Breach of Contract!
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by accounting4contractorsHi, I've been verbally offered a contract at Deutsche Bank in London, and have heard that they insist on their contractors going PAYE as opposed to using a limited company.
Can anyone who works there or has worked there confirm if this is the case or not??
Thanks for your help
In my experience, this is the case. Many IB seem to be very wary of employing temp contractors through there own LTD's.
I had an interview with BC who were basically saying that the temp position they had for 6 months at £300 p/day was a junior position that they wanted to fill permanetly. When i informed them that i was working through my own LTD, and would see the position as a contract assignment, they basically said they were not interested.Comment
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukwhat does yarpy mean?
Yarpy = South African Bunny Boiler , Female of Yarpie which is collective noun for RSA'ers ,similar in use to "Pommie" by Aussies.
# Female .................................................. ..... yup
# Private edjucated (sic) ................................. not typically
# Promoted above ability ................................ definitely
# Flirty with the boss to protect position ......... not usually
# Lots of noise but little substance ................ absolutely
Buffoon,
The quotes are from memory , nor are they intended to be perfect, they are used to illustrate the "anti" contractor mentality of this particular not so bright HR spark.Last edited by barely_pointless; 16 July 2007, 11:20.Comment
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