Subconscious bad habits

[alreadypacked]

I have the subconscious habit on undoing all Trolls hard work.

[Let-Me-In]

Public masterbation......on the train...

[Troll]

I have the subconscious habit on undoing all Trolls hard work.

I'm being stalked....

[darmstadt]

When I used to work night shifts and I used to constantly masturbate into a receptacle for a few months until I had a good volume of sperm in the container. I then used to replace the soap dispenser in the womens toilets.

[Chugnut]

feck tell me about it...like a moth to a flame, I can't stop staring at womens tits

This is not a subconscious problem for me; I'm very aware of it. I used to practice the "stealth glance" but its sinced morphed into a full-on stare.

In fact it's getting to the stage where I dread having a conversation with a girl with a spectacular rack in case I can only maintain wab-contact instead of eye-contact.

Question for the ladies: if you have a t-shirt with writing on it, presumably you have no complaints if guys stop and read it? Are slow readers frowned upon? Finger-readers are punched, I assume?

Actually, it's far funnier to watch other people when a hot girl gets on the train. The other girls check her shoes first, then the rest of her ensemble, to establish her threat level. Us blokes are hilarious, some are reasonably subtle, others may as well whip out a loud-hailer and yell "You'd get it!".

[DS23]

I can tell because he's moving his hand back and forth like he's the world's fastest braille reader.

maybe he is the world's fastest braille reader.

[Old Greg]

Staring at cleavage.

Ooops, there I go again.

How's Mr Spondooli?

[Troll]

This is not a subconscious problem for me; I'm very aware of it. I used to practice the "stealth glance" but its sinced morphed into a full-on stare.

In fact it's getting to the stage where I dread having a conversation with a girl with a spectacular rack in case I can only maintain wab-contact instead of eye-contact.

And what is the form when decolletage meets the need for picking something up off the floor... does a gentleman avert his gaze or cop a full on look at the puppies suspended for all to see?

also wtf is wab?

[Chugnut]

And what is the form when decolletage meets the need for picking something up off the floor... does a gentleman avert his gaze or cop a full on look at the puppies suspended for all to see?

also wtf is wab?

Avert the gaze of course....



...is the right thing to do, but I'd definitely look.


Wabs / Norks / Boobs etc.