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    #21
    i seem to remember playing poker on my stag do with all stakes in alcohol.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DS23
      i seem to remember playing poker on my stag do with all stakes in alcohol.
      Poke er' eh
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #23
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Where you off to?
        eeermmmm Liverpool !!

        Anyone fancy coming ?
        Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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          #24
          i'm quite pleased with my knowledge of mixtures as i know quite a few of the ones you have been saying. What about the following

          Hawain Turbo Shandy = As per Turbo Shandy with shot of Malibu
          Fruit Pastille = Blue WKD and Orange Reef (very nice)
          Black Addar = Half Cider, Larger with Blackcurrent (also very nice)

          need more games though.

          We are starting at 12pm so need something to entertain us.
          Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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            #25
            Just don't mix baileys and lager, although you can always try and get the stag to drink it for a laugh...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Ardesco
              Just don't mix baileys and lager, although you can always try and get the stag to drink it for a laugh...
              I am the Stag........Thanks for the warning
              Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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                #27
                Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
                I am the Stag........Thanks for the warning
                And you need help getting pi55ed??? You are truely hardcore
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Ardesco
                  Just don't mix baileys and lager, although you can always try and get the stag to drink it for a laugh...
                  Isn't that called a foetus or an afterbirth or something?

                  Anyhoo, in answer to OP - you certainly shouldn't need to worry about this! The best man should have all of this in hand, along with your gimp outfit...
                  "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                  Thomas Jefferson

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                    #29
                    An old favourite: Dirty Minge

                    Chew a hanful full of dry roasted nuts in your mouth, don’t swallow (boom boom) and drink a pint of Guinness through them

                    And the infamous Cardinal Puff!

                    Cardinal Puff
                    "Wait, I still function!"

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
                      eeermmmm Liverpool !!

                      Anyone fancy coming ?

                      So you're from Liverpool, you live in Liverpool, you've got Liverpool in your name, and you're having your stag do in Liverpool?

                      ******* scousers

                      The pope is a tard.

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