that Rapture site

[Old Greg]

Greg. will be happy to pay a visit. What username are you using?

I've been born again!

[Ardesco]

Are these dead virgins that have gone to heaven and await their first boffing? And what is it with 72? In reality, how many virgins could the average guy shag in a day befoe complete exhaustion? Three? Four? Five?

I don't understand what the fuss is about. 72 virgins (who are probably very old and quite ugly) who haven't a bloody clue what to do when you whip out your rythem stick because they have never had a go on one before.

They are just going to fumble about, fail to do anything that impressive and bleed on you. Oh boy that's a reward worth martying yourself for.....

Give me 2 experianced bi-sexual women instead of 72 virgins any day!!!

Hmm maybe I can make up my own religion.....

[Rantor]

I'm reading Richard Dawkins's 'God Delusion' at the moment and he quotes an amusing theory epsoused by an Islamic scholar that the 72 virgins business is a complete misunderstanding. I'll see if I can dig up the reference some time.

On the note of Harry Potter, do a search on Youtube for Harry Potter Jesus Camp if you want to see some real nutters.

I'll be back on Rapture Ready in a few days to bother them some more. If anyone can be bothered, I'd be interested to see whether anyone can get a Christian to suggest in the technical section that their PC is possessed by a demon (tried anti-malware stuff etc, still bringing up obscene messages), and then start a prayer chain. Have fun - they deserve it.

Interesting book but it does start to ramble a bit. I can go along with most of it but he does come across as a bit of a mentalist himself.

[The Lone Gunman]

I don't understand what the fuss is about. 72 virgins (who are probably very old and quite ugly) who haven't a bloody clue what to do when you whip out your rythem stick because they have never had a go on one before.

They are just going to fumble about, fail to do anything that impressive and bleed on you. Oh boy that's a reward worth martying yourself for.....

Give me 2 experianced bi-sexual women instead of 72 virgins any day!!!

Hmm maybe I can make up my own religion.....

Did you read all of this thread? Was I wasting my time quoting from the Koran?
The girls will be made virgins again (Allah can do that) and will be the right age and will be good lovers to the anointed.

[Kyajae]

Did you read all of this thread? Was I wasting my time quoting from the Koran?
The girls will be made virgins again (Allah can do that) and will be the right age and will be good lovers to the anointed.

So what happens to female suicide bombers? What awaits them in heaven. Do they have to shag a male martyr or do they get their own 72 strapping hunks all with 12" on-the-bone beef bayonets.

[Burdock]

So what happens to female suicide bombers? What awaits them in heaven. Do they have to shag a male martyr or do they get their own 72 strapping hunks all with 12" on-the-bone beef bayonets.

ha! ha! nope, it's all pink on pink... i just wish Allah would flog DVDs...

[Old Greg]

ha! ha! nope, it's all pink on pink... i just wish Allah would flog DVDs...

Wouldn't he have to behead himself?

[BrilloPad]

So what happens to female suicide bombers? What awaits them in heaven. Do they have to shag a male martyr or do they get their own 72 strapping hunks all with 12" on-the-bone beef bayonets.

And if its SA do they all wear uniforms?