Originally posted by freakydancer
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Come on Tim!
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Come on Tim!
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I'd rather not. -
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Henman 5-1 Lopez
It's become a canter. Tim holds to love, and middle-aged women in the crowd are hugging.
Henman 4-1 Lopez
Lopez is falling apart like an old sofa - he plonks a mid-court forehand into the net to give away a break point and double-faults spectacularly to capitulate once again. Henman is now reading his serve as easily as Einstein flicking through the Beano, and the match has been turned on its head.Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by MrsGoof
Dont speak too soon, he is 0-3 down in the final set. Lopez has had a 2 set restLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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He's lost bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh 
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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He's out again, just put on the slingbox and saw the last point...Originally posted by DodgyAgent"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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bye!
Call the cops
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ROAR - like a Tiger
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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