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This years CUK Summer Holiday

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    No I'm waiting........still have something to write about diving into her muffins yet.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      Originally posted by Zippy
      Couldn't get in last night - has anyone been banned yet?

      Has anyone done the 'perfect baps' gag yet?
      Sorry, just saw a post from HappyEater (Better Cooking).
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        They've deleted my 'Ban fags from restuarants' thread but I can still post new ones?

        Are they tracking me now?

        ...'Chili in my japseye' has gone too.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          Originally posted by gingerjedi
          They've deleted my 'Ban fags from restuarants' thread but I can still post new ones?

          Are they tracking me now?

          ...'Chili in my japseye' has gone too.
          Don't post from work ....
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            Oh well it was fun while it lasted.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              Originally posted by Zippy
              Don't post from work ....
              I have done but I'm going to leave it well alone now, I'm on a secure MoD site do you think that will offer any kind of protection?

              I know nothing about security.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                Originally posted by gingerjedi
                I know nothing about security.
                You will when someone comes to feel your collar.

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                  Aww my better food and baps one has gone now. Should I complain. I wanted to know how I should approach my wife about putting my sticky mess on her baps - but without the rest of the thread it just sounds wrong.

                  I guess I'll have to stop being happyeater and back to being me again
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    This is the funniest thing I've seen in years.

                    is the holiday going to continue on another forum ?

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                      Originally posted by gingerjedi
                      I know nothing about security.
                      I know less than that but I am paranoid. Which is nice.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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