No I'm waiting........still have something to write about diving into her muffins yet.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Sorry, just saw a post from HappyEater (Better Cooking).Originally posted by ZippyCouldn't get in last night - has anyone been banned yet?
Has anyone done the 'perfect baps' gag yet?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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They've deleted my 'Ban fags from restuarants' thread but I can still post new ones?
Are they tracking me now?
...'Chili in my japseye' has gone too.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Don't post from work ....Originally posted by gingerjediThey've deleted my 'Ban fags from restuarants' thread but I can still post new ones?
Are they tracking me now?
...'Chili in my japseye' has gone too.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Oh well it was fun while it lasted.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I have done but I'm going to leave it well alone now, I'm on a secure MoD site do you think that will offer any kind of protection?Originally posted by ZippyDon't post from work ....
I know nothing about security.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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You will when someone comes to feel your collar.Originally posted by gingerjediI know nothing about security.
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Aww my better food and baps one has gone now. Should I complain. I wanted to know how I should approach my wife about putting my sticky mess on her baps - but without the rest of the thread it just sounds wrong.
I guess I'll have to stop being happyeater and back to being me againRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in years.
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I know less than that but I am paranoid. Which is nice.Originally posted by gingerjediI know nothing about security.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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