Originally posted by Burdock
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Happy Birthday, Burdock!
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Oh thanks, now I have to clean tea off my keyboard!Originally posted by Burdockcheers again chaps...
off home in a mo.
will feel like tulipe tomorrow!
two things of 'interest' about tonight:
1) One of my mates is a chef, and he has stuck an octopus in my fridge, as a late night 'kebab substitute'
2) It is also gay night in Chesterfield tonight
cheers again!
How did it go?Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegongOh thanks, now I have to clean tea off my keyboard!
How did it go?
ha! Good thanks. Just crawled into the office...unshaven, unwashed, and unwilling!
Kronenbourg Blanc...mmmmComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneMmmmm - I bet you smell gorgeous!
I can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockI can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)
Urgh - that just made me gag (and not in a good way!)The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockI can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)
but have you a sore arse ?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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ha!Originally posted by n5goonerbut have you a sore arse ?
did see quite a few butch lezzas.
including my sister...Comment
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How many times!
PICTURES. WE WANT FOOKIN PICTURES.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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I quite like octopus - not sure about it in a pitta bread though.Originally posted by BurdockI can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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