Causus Deli

[Old Greg]

Try emptying your love nuts in her fanny in future. Problem solved

And don't wee on the sheets.

[Clippy]

Try emptying your love nuts in her fanny in future. Problem solved

Nah, problem is your wifes fanjita is too big - the love juices keep dribbling out.

[Euro-commuter]

Try emptying your love nuts in her fanny in future. Problem solved

Only if you go back to your own bed, or kick her out of it!

[sasguru]

Nah, problem is your wifes fanjita is too big - the love juices keep dribbling out.

Ah you're banging her as well? She told me I was the only one apart from her impotent husband.

[Clippy]

Ah you're banging her as well? She told me I was the only one apart from her chimp of a husband

[SallyAnne]

You know that damp patch, in bed, after sex, that's you that is!

Haven't heard that for years - bravo Clippy

[Damp Cave]

I shall bid you a fond farewell now, I have learned a little so thanks for that. I liked the lone wossname, spoke some sense and a few others who had a laugh with me. I shan't bother with finding peoples names etc, I am a gentle person with no time for such inane activities. I am unhurtable, but will be aware of any Gregs turning up next door to my humble abode, or one of them anyway, will get a nasty shock. I am quite infamous about the place, never here so forget your ‘who is it’ malarkey, I came to have a bit of fun and learn. Most of what I had posted is just recycled from my ‘manifesto’, a piece I wrote in the style stolen from a character Rod Spode.

So to Old Greg, you took a work of fiction and turned me into a fascist. The joke sir is squarely on you. And to SASguru, you sir are the most unfortunate little twerp, but one, I have encountered in my many years of researching life. And to Aunt Sally, I hope it gets better but having read your work I don’t hold out much hope.

Camp David (Villa Diodati 2007)

[Damp Cave]

You know that damp patch, in bed, after sex, that's you that is!

Both annoying and appear when you least want them to!

Oh dear, you should slide off out the window if you were doing it right sonny. Get your snorkel out sort of thingy.

[Old Greg]

I shall bid you a fond farewell now, I have learned a little so thanks for that. I liked the lone wossname, spoke some sense and a few others who had a laugh with me. I shan't bother with finding peoples names etc, I am a gentle person with no time for such inane activities. I am unhurtable, but will be aware of any Gregs turning up next door to my humble abode, or one of them anyway, will get a nasty shock. I am quite infamous about the place, never here so forget your ‘who is it’ malarkey, I came to have a bit of fun and learn. Most of what I had posted is just recycled from my ‘manifesto’, a piece I wrote in the style stolen from a character Rod Spode.

So to Old Greg, you took a work of fiction and turned me into a fascist. The joke sir is squarely on you. And to SASguru, you sir are the most unfortunate little twerp, but one, I have encountered in my many years of researching life. And to Aunt Sally, I hope it gets better but having read your work I don’t hold out much hope.

Camp David (Villa Diodati 2007)

Ah - so he's only pretending to be a fascist, I see.

[sasguru]

I shall bid you a fond farewell now, I have learned a little so thanks for that. I liked the lone wossname, spoke some sense and a few others who had a laugh with me. I shan't bother with finding peoples names etc, I am a gentle person with no time for such inane activities. I am unhurtable, but will be aware of any Gregs turning up next door to my humble abode, or one of them anyway, will get a nasty shock. I am quite infamous about the place, never here so forget your ‘who is it’ malarkey, I came to have a bit of fun and learn. Most of what I had posted is just recycled from my ‘manifesto’, a piece I wrote in the style stolen from a character Rod Spode.

So to Old Greg, you took a work of fiction and turned me into a fascist. The joke sir is squarely on you. And to SASguru, you sir are the most unfortunate little twerp, but one, I have encountered in my many years of researching life. And to Aunt Sally, I hope it gets better but having read your work I don’t hold out much hope.

Camp David (Villa Diodati 2007)