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    #11
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    ... she said, with determined belief,
    Since I went with that black man,
    it's as big as a sack, man,
    And no longer helps Dave find relief.

    Dont "out" my bloke on the board!!!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      Originally posted by wobbegong
      "Heffer-y thing she does is magic"?

      IGMC

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Dont "out" my bloke on the board!!!
        Ahem... Dave

        (That took some finding, but the memory's holding out it would seem)

        What do you say?
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #14
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          What do you say?
          You're clearly not busy??
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            You're clearly not busy??
            Just trying to cover my back...
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #16
              Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
              Just trying to cover my back...
              Incase you get banned agian?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Incase you get banned agian?
                One can never be too careful...
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  One can never be too careful...
                  Ah you were indirectly banned because of me last time too - I wouldn't be able to live with myself if that happenned again!!!!

                  Sorry honey
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Ah you were indirectly banned because of me last time too - I wouldn't be able to live with myself if that happenned again!!!!

                    Sorry honey
                    And quite rightly not...
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                      #20
                      Sally

                      There once was a ginger named Sally,
                      Whose demeanour was rather too pally.
                      She said "You're a racist!"
                      I asked "On what do you base this?"
                      She replied" I saw you at a BNP Rally!"
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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