Am I Bovvered?

[Ardesco]

I do but I've learned from experience being bitter and twisted gets you nowhere.

Obviously not been contracting for long then

[wizard1974uk]

It's made me what I am today.

Glad it's worked out for you.

[Old Greg]

Glad it's worked out for you.

I didn't say it had worked out.

[Moose423956]

He's only got a chest infection FFS!

[SallyAnne]

Oh, me too.

Except: politicians, middle management types, estate agents, traffic wardens, rail executives, people who light up a cigarette the moment they step off the train, people who - for no apparent reason - stop walking and stare vacantly at something in the street or stations, chavs, tarquin new-meeja types, design agency account managers, civil servants, rude besuited wideboys, yoofs in da street, aggressive beggars, double glazing salesmen, anyone working in direct marketing, indian call centre workers who can't deviate from the script, the person answering the phone in my local pizza takeaway restaurant who can't speak English, radical religious types, motivational speakers, luvvy-darling actor types, politically correct types, most modern artists, and most Americans.

You forgot "people who smoke other people's cigarette's"

[Moose423956]

You like any old fat lecherous minger

That means there's hope for me!

[wendigo100]

This is what I really love about you guys, sure he's a politician and hence a liar, but I would not wish an illness on anyone.

Not me, I hope he survives. Laughing at him has got to be better while he is still alive to hear it!

[SallyAnne]

That means there's hope for me!

Nah, you're a moose

[Moose423956]

Nah, you're a moose

[hyperD]

Hopefully we'll be calling him "Two Hearses" soon...