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Jeremy Vine

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    #11
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Nobody can ever really comprehend the true wretchedness of hell without having lived in Swindon and commuted to Slough!!
    You poor sod.

    I can't beat that, but I've had the equivalent of a holiday in hell commuting by Thameslink and working in Croydon.

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      #12
      There are 3 flavours of Hell these days:
      1.Hell UK Plc/Ltd (all those permies with cloven hooves…)
      2. www.hmrc.gov.uk/hell_is_IR35 (Gordo is the landlord)
      3. Big Brother (but mercifully you can get out by pressing the Off button)
      "My God, it's huge!!"

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        #13
        Well.. apparently the only way to avoid hell is through accepting Jesus Christ as our personal saviour and king. Jezza was trying to pin him down on the question of "what about Muslim children who die? Do they go to hell?", and the guy was being squirmier than a New Labour primeminister and resorting to the old fave of "we cannot know what God will do" but we should try.

        Seriously, isn't it time we started treating religion as a mental illness?
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #14
          Did JV keep his tone of voice reasonably professional, or did he lapse into barely guarded mockery?

          I find the latter entertaining.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Burdock
            Did JV keep his tone of voice reasonably professional, or did he lapse into barely guarded mockery?

            I find the latter entertaining.
            I think he was slipping into mockery...
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #16
              Silence Foolish Humans, Thou Shall Not Worship False Idols Such As Jeremy Vine

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                #17
                Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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                  #18
                  blessed are the cheese makers

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Burdock
                    blessed are the cheese makers

                    Haha, an educated man I see.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Burdock
                      blessed are the cheese makers
                      It's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to all manufacturers of dairy products.
                      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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