Read This & Then Pinch Yourself

[angusglover]

I was complimenting it...

[zathras]

firefighters were not allowed to sit or lie on the devices before reading a four-page health and safety manual.

Wait a minute, it is a chair and it requires a four page manual?*!!£$*&!

[zathras]

It's 'Ealf & Safety, gov, you can't be too careful.

More like jobsworth & Co.

Why are they not doing anything about beds. It is clear from the number of people who die in them that these are extremly dangerous devices!

[OwlHoot]

Wait a minute, it is a chair and it requires a four page manual?*!!£$*&!

Maybe if you sit in it the wrong way, or without checking a couple of levers, it'll snap shut and you'll end up looking like a novelty birthday card.

[Vito]

Its a disgrace...these three guys make a mockery of us buying them comfortable chairs...there are people starving in Africa you know...I mean, its not as if we are talking about hero's here that risk their lives to save ours for sh!t money is it...sack them I say