CSA - Ex wants more than a pound of flesh

[lukemg]

Brother's ex has been using CSA to beat him up for years, constantly seeking re-assessment even though she doesn't need the money, just to increase the hassle, forms, official letters etc.
You may well be able to work something related to dividends so that salary is assessed. Think they take mortgage payments and some other outgoings into account - might be worth reducing your mortgage term by a few years to up the payment (and extend it back later).
Amicable is of course the best way but once it goes to rat-sh1t, only people who have never been through this will continue to think people act rationally and reasonably. They act to inflict as much pain, grief, guilt and anguish as possible and use any and all possible means to do so. Usually this is the woman but men have their 'moments' too.

[DodgyAgent]

I did'nt realise that there was so much experience on divorce on this board

[Churchill]

I did'nt realise that there was so much experience on divorce on this board

Actually you bastard, you're part of the reason I got divorced!

Do you remember that French girl I was shagging at ICL about 15 years ago? Well it was a toss up between marrying her and the woman who I did marry. Really I should've dumped 'em both!

You got me the contract, ergo, your fault...

[Vito]

I did'nt realise that there was so much experience on divorce on this board

I try to add whatever I can to my CV...I treated marraige as a training course where I could learn useful skills for future life...the divorce I treated like the exam at the end...got a certificate and everything.

[threaded]

I used to contract for the CSA. The CSA no longer bothers me.

[Churchill]

I used to contract for the CSA. The CSA no longer bothers me.

Bulltulip. They don't bother you because they don't know where you are!

Btw, did you get round to flogging them your noddy VB app?

[threaded]

Bulltulip. They don't bother you because they don't know where you are!

Btw, did you get round to flogging them your noddy VB app?

Now, do come on, let's be logical here: statement 2 implicitly contradicts statement 1.

Statement 2: No, and I still think £500 million is a bargain, even if it is a noddy app. There can be a lot of power in simplicity y'know: look at a jet engine when compared to a car engine.

Oh, half forgot: Anyone from the CSA reading this: I've a Child Support Support System, much much better than anything you're using right now. Ready to go with a couple of weeks notice: £500 million for 5 years, which you must admit is a real bargain compared to what you're using currently.

[Euro-commuter]

...who knows, I may even do what you boys do and learn to press a few buttons on a keyboard and become an IT contractor...I used to write programmes with my old ZX48 so how hard can it be????

It's easy as pie. Pushing the right buttons is a bit harder.

[css_jay99]

Considering she was the one who wanted divorce, i am trying to be amicable as far as things are concerned cos i have my kid to think about. She fully knows that her power over me is my kid.

A lot of people have adviced me to just move to the states and start afresh but none of these people are in my situation hence easy to give such advise.

One reality is that If I cant nip her power over me in the bod, it will make me miserable till my kid is 18.


She always gets like this whenever she's seen evidence of another woman in my house.

I currently give here £400 considering that my kid is with me for two days a week.


I have just received the divorce papers, If a court order is something more to be afraid off than CSA, maybe I should shop myself to CSA beforeand for damage limitation.


Promlem is that I need a definate on how my income will be accessed.
I pay myself about £14000 gross a year and then withdraw most as dividends.

does car lease affect Netprofits ?, maybe i should get my self an astin martin on lease, i am sure that will drop my net profits to Zero !



css_jay99

[ratewhore]

Considering she was the one who wanted divorce, i am trying to be amicable as far as things are concerned cos i have my kid to think about. She fully knows that her power over me is my kid.

A lot of people have adviced me to just move to the states and start afresh but none of these people are in my situation hence easy to give such advise.

One reality is that If I cant nip her power over me in the bod, it will make me miserable till my kid is 18.


She always gets like this whenever she's seen evidence of another woman in my house.

I currently give here £400 considering that my kid is with me for two days a week.


I have just received the divorce papers, If a court order is something more to be afraid off than CSA, maybe I should shop myself to CSA beforeand for damage limitation.


Promlem is that I need a definate on how my income will be accessed.
I pay myself about £14000 gross a year and then withdraw most as dividends.

does car lease affect Netprofits ?, maybe i should get my self an astin martin on lease, i am sure that will drop my net profits to Zero !



css_jay99

Issue with the car lease is your benefit in kind tax. Although you will be happy to take the tax hit no doubt, your salary figure will be artificially increased to take that tax increase into account (i.e. if your BIK tax is 5K and you're at 40% then your 'salary' will increase by the amount necessary to generate 5K of income tax). Swings and roundabouts.

Bear in mind with a court order you could have a lump sum order, child maintenance order and spousal maintenance order. You can vary the child maintenance by going to the CSA but only after 12 months from the order has elapsed. You can vary the spousal maintenance by going back to court and going through that again.

There's value of course in going for the least stressful route but thats a choice only you can make...