just stopped pi55ing down here, good job I have a roof over my head or id be soaked alright, what do tramps/homeless people do when the weather gets bad?
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Get a free wash.Originally posted by churkuswhat do tramps/homeless people do when the weather gets bad?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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They shrug their shoulders and think to themselves 'well it's this or working in IT to afford a mortgage', and then they smile at the wisdom of their choice.Originally posted by churkusjust stopped pi55ing down here, good job I have a roof over my head or id be soaked alright, what do tramps/homeless people do when the weather gets bad?Comment
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Shhhh... that's the frequency I'm going to use to broadcast the signal from my orbital mind control satellites.Originally posted by wendigo100This weather seems to be feckin' up my Sky reception. Or is it something more sinister?
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You have now gone off the geekiness scaleOriginally posted by zeitghostWhy Sky chose 29E for the digital service is beyond me... as you scan along the Clark belt, 29E is much lower in signal level that stuff that's further west (more atmosphere to get through at a guess).
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