Originally posted by sasguru
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Aye. Was impressed with:Originally posted by wendigo100Agreed. And last night he quietly led his team to a storming victory.
(1) his consultation with the team about the stuff to buy
(2) how he smoothed over the spat between the 2 useless bitches and the other bloke.
I would employ him.Hard Brexit now!
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But he seems too much Mr Nice guy to be employed by Surallan.Originally posted by sasguruAye. Was impressed with:
(1) his consultation with the team about the stuff to buy
(2) how he smoothed over the spat between the 2 useless bitches and the other bloke.
I would employ him.
Nice guys finish last rememberComment
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Although I agree Lohit did a good job, it wasn't anything special and I would hardly say he stormed to victory.
I think his teams success looked better more because of the other teams complete ineptitude.
As for smoothing over the lippy members of the group, all he did was to keep them apart.
Can you honestly see Lohit working for Sir Alan? No, me neither!Comment
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The Tango Irish lass who actually cooked the sausages instead of just "browning them off" (as Lt. Plums would say) actually showed some intelligence and common sense. It wouldn't surprise me if she did well.
Adam should do ok, I think he's been a bit stitched up by being in the board room 3 times; I'd be a bit pessimistic too if I had to work with these cretins. He doesn't look too popular amongst his peers though.
Tre is hiliarious. He won't get a job with Surrallan but he's headed for some sort of satellite TV presenting job surely.Comment
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He's an gunner - not infantry.Originally posted by wendigo100They still need Second Lieutenants to lead the men over the top - cannon fodder.
(ex-RM-Captain-now-contractor) gets anorak.Comment
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Is there anything to stop them adding their own money on the sly at the end to the pot -thereby guaranteeing a win?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Hmm. Remember the winner of the first series? The black guy? I first noticed him when he won the final.Originally posted by ClippyAlthough I agree Lohit did a good job, it wasn't anything special and I would hardly say he stormed to victory.
I think his teams success looked better more because of the other teams complete ineptitude.
As for smoothing over the lippy members of the group, all he did was to keep them apart.
Can you honestly see Lohit working for Sir Alan? No, me neither!Comment
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They seem to want a 100k job but can't add a few hundredsOriginally posted by TrollIs there anything to stop them adding their own money on the sly at the end to the pot -thereby guaranteeing a win?
strange peopleComment
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You mean Tim? (I hate it when people are described by the colour of their skin) Is he still with surallen? He looked like a guy with desire to learn and get ahead. can anyone remember the loser?Originally posted by wendigo100Hmm. Remember the winner of the first series? The black guy? I first noticed him when he won the final.
Adam looks out of his depth, regularily on losing team, losing as a team leader..how the heck does he keep hanging around? But he's a local boy so I gotta cheer him on.
Army boy was sooo enamoured by the horse, his dick ran his brain. And he really is a ***** judging by his performance on "you're fired!"McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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