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Caption competition (02/05/07)

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    #11
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    "Mr Brown, as tonights winner of the star prize may I introduce you to your date for the night... let's hear it for Saalllllly...Annnn"

    Very few are that lucky
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Very few are that lucky
      I've changed it SA cos we all luv U
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #13
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent
        I've changed it SA cos we all luv U
        Ugh! You'll have to wash now, SA
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Heil Gordon!


























          Not.
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #15
            And for my final trick, I'm going to leave him in charge.

            Thanks for the last ten years. Byeeeeee!

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              #16
              Blair fondles the invisible dick on browns head
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Yo! Mo Fo, you stop dissin me or I am gonna pop a cap in yo fat ass innit, aayt.

                You see Gordon, you have to "down with the kids" or you will get nowhere.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #18
                  "Gordon, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this growing economy and bring disorder to the masses"
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #19
                    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...05_468x265.jpg

                    Journalist: "Question to current PM. Who is the poor, stupid, gullible **** that is going to take the rap when all the lies, deceit and credit boom finally unravels, revealing the total ****up of a country you have left behind?"

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                      #20
                      Pull my finger.
                      "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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