Originally posted by Diestl
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Originally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missus
So all the viagra mails I have been getting were meant for you ?Comment
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Originally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missusHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missusChoose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your lifeComment
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Originally posted by olokssas - u hardly make 2mins on the shagHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguruI think your village is missing you.
Is that a yes?Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your lifeComment
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"Ah it's the kids thing. You see, we dont have any. So every Saturday is spent watching Soccer AM with our Friday night hangovers, then to the pub with the papers at 12 (and there's normaly a match on), lunch somewhere (and the drinking starts) and 1 or 2, booze the way through the afternoon watching Soccer Saturday, then get our funky groove on for the night time
I really really really dont want kids - I know they're little bundles of "special joy" and all that, but they must really stop the fun."
Those days are a dim and distant past for me also. I remember the times when I'd leave work at 6, be in the pub by 7:30 and then onto a club, wake the next day at the crack of 1pm, shower and off to the pub to wait for the football results to come in (around '96 - so no sky panel thing), then stay there and hit a club somewhere.
Strangely I could manage most of this without the need for food - but poos usually tended to be somewhat on the liquid side most weekends!
Now I seem to grown into being some type of taxi driver ferrying various people about which kind of puts a stop to my drinking activities.
Now I tend to go out once in the week while down south and once up at home. Friday I tend to get a few beers in also at home. I Don't really like wine, so have to stay on the disco pop.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Remember folks, it's only binge drinking if you stop!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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lol - good one. I may use that frequently in the future!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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What I can't stand is when I have to go to the pub on Friday lunchtime and mingle with the permie cattle and their bosses and watch them play the "is the boss drinking? OK, I'll have a Babysham..." etc
Me? I just place a Guinness with a community whisky chaser on the table to reveal the flop...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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