Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I go out with gf and daughter (2 years old) somewhere (im driving normally), unless theres a good game on. I seem to have this need to drink beer when good football games are on. -
Lets see:Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat do you do on Saturdays like?
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missusHard Brexit now!
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Mon - Thurs = 4/5 pints a night
Friday - Couple bottles of wine and a bottle of Stoli with the missus
Saturday - Drinking most the day and all night, especially as its bbq weather now. 3 Bbq's in 3 consecutive weekends
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Good for you sg. You clearly solved that puncture issue that plagued your carnal activities for so long.Originally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missus
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Lets see a picture of her then.Originally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - shag missus
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - shag missus
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm Shag missus
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) shag missusComment
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He doesn't have a wide-angled lens...Originally posted by DiestlLets see a picture of her then.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Ah it's the kids thing. You see, we dont have any. So every Saturday is spent watching Soccer AM with our Friday night hangovers, then to the pub with the papers at 12 (and there's normaly a match on), lunch somewhere (and the drinking starts) and 1 or 2, booze the way through the afternoon watching Soccer Saturday, then get our funky groove on for the night timeOriginally posted by DiestlI go out with gf and daughter (2 years old) somewhere (im driving normally), unless theres a good game on. I seem to have this need to drink beer when good football games are on.
I really really really dont want kids - I know they're little bundles of "special joy" and all that, but they must really stop the fun.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Yes, that's definately how I pictured your life sasOriginally posted by sasguruLets see:
9.30 am Wake - have w*nk
9.32 am Go back to sleep
10.00 am Wake - have w*nk
10.33 am Go back to sleep
12.30 Spot of light lunch that mum brings up for me
1.30 pm Nap
2.00 pm have w*nk
2.01 pm Nap
4.40 pm go for a run
5 pm watch telly with mum and dad
10pm Go to bed and (you guessed it) have w*nk
The pope is a tard.Comment
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I remember those days, I still watch Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement, where Jimmy is guaranteed to repeat his talk about foreign players and managers running out of things to say.Originally posted by SallyAnneAh it's the kids thing. You see, we dont have any. So every Saturday is spent watching Soccer AM with our Friday night hangovers, then to the pub with the papers at 12 (and there's normaly a match on), lunch somewhere (and the drinking starts) and 1 or 2, booze the way through the afternoon watching Soccer Saturday, then get our funky groove on for the night time
I really really really don't want kids - I know they're little bundles of "special joy" and all that, but they must really stop the fun.Comment
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The clowns in alcohol aware need to get a grip, lowering the age kids can drink when with parents...
The french have it spot on:social, responsible drining wih a family meal.
Therefore, a bottle a night, with food, will not damage your liver too much. The same amount, without food, is FAR worse for you.
And the occasional all-dayer/stag week is ok too. Just stay off the absyntheComment
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