There are 3 golden rules for happiness

[SallyAnne]

Andrew. By the sounds of it, you make a poor husband, poor father, poor boyfriend and are piss poor at whipping it out.

Now go and don your Batman outfit and tell us how hard done by you are.

Ooooh - very very harsh MF!!!

[Euro-commuter]

i remember that too but i guess most women deep down think they can change a guy..

they never get it right though!

Women hope that a man will change; men hope that a woman will never change. Generally both are disappointed.

[BrilloPad]

And you Sir?

What are your intentions?

Ah, I see you have your passport.....

I will never ever leave the kids - I keep fighting. Although the last few years of f4j have worn me down. Maybe time to hang up my cape?

I would really really love to be happy - but just going to the maternity unit brought out the old feelings. Me ex made alot of false allegations about DV and child abuse - was encouraged by the maternity unit. The other day at the scan all the nbotice boards were covered in notices giving women advice on DV. Now it is right there should be a few - but this was almost wallpapering.

Did you know that when a woman gives a urine sample, behind the toilet door is a set of yellow dots. yellow dot on card = I am being beaten up.

Now I think that DV perpetrators are spineless yobs who deserve their n**s cut off. But what about false allegations?

I am really really trying to be happy...

[HRH]

I came up with these following my divorce :-
1. dont get married
2. dont have children

But have now had to add another :-
3. if a woman says she cant get pregnant then have a snip anyway.

I have just fallen victim to number 3. This will be my gf's first child. Whilst I am delighted that she is so happy, I did tell her with 30 minutes of meeting her about rules 1&2.

I do hope my gf shows more bottle than my ex-wife.

I can't help thinking you have been 'had' again here. SOME women use sex to trap men like you-hope for your sake its genuine......

[BrilloPad]

Andrew. By the sounds of it, you make a poor husband, poor father, poor boyfriend and are piss poor at whipping it out.

Now go and don your Batman outfit and tell us how hard done by you are.

MF - can I ask if you are married or single? Any kids?

I might add that I am not much bothered what you think - I am very bothered about what the kids think. And I am very proud to have been arrested fighting for them.

[threaded]

Toxic wife syndrome.

[SallyAnne]

I can't help thinking you have been 'had' again here. SOME women use sex to trap men like you

Is that what your mam tells you every night before she tucks you in?

[milanbenes]

sorry,

for the naive like me, what is DV ?

And what are the yellow dots ?

I wish you all the best Andrew.

Milan.

[HRH]

Is that what your mam tells you every night before she tucks you in?

No its just in my experience, I know the ways of the women very well.

To the Fathers for justice guy-good on you mate.

[BrilloPad]

I can't help thinking you have been 'had' again here. SOME women use sex to trap men like you-hope for your sake its genuine......

It has been 4 years when we met and my gf has been wonderful - particularly with the kids. If it had been a few months I would have been concerned.

I was going to have a snip - but was told I would need a general anaesthetic and it would be painful for a long while afterwards. So I chickened out as the gf was supposed to be infertile...