The SallyAnne and SASGuru Thread!

[realityhack]

I gave an E to a monkey when I was backpacking in India.

How did it react?

I was at a house party a while back and the family's dog came into the lounge and lapped up half a pint of guinness before we realised what had happened - so we kept feeding it guinness until it fell over. Funny as.

[freakydancer]

Interesting. What happened? Did it dance all night, grind it's teeth and try to shag you?

The f**ker dropped dead - the only reason I gave it to the poor little bugger was because the german fella me and mate procured them from took one then collapsed - kinda went off the idea there and then and had to get rid of it.

[sasguru]

The f**ker dropped dead - the only reason I gave it to the poor little bugger was because the german fella me and mate procured them from took one then collapsed - kinda went of the idea there and then and had to get rid of it.

[freakydancer]

How did it react?

I was at a house party a while back and the family's dog came into the lounge and lapped up half a pint of guinness before we realised what had happened - so we kept feeding it guinness until it fell over. Funny as.

I'm calling the RSPCA

[shaunbhoy]

Look on the bright side sg. At least we know that particular monkey wasn't your father. Narrows your search a little!

[Maxamus]

sasguru

You paying homage to that E eating dead monkey with that avator?

[realityhack]

I'm calling the RSPCA

Hey you can't prove anything...

The best bit was the half hour before it passed out - it kept walking sideways into the sofa/people.

[sasguru]

Look on the bright side sg. At least we know that particular monkey wasn't your father.

No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

[shaunbhoy]

No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

My family can well afford it though, whereas your family tree is a thin wispy flaky moth-eaten affair. Models your physique rather neatly one might say, not to mention your intellect.
In fact if I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it sg!

[Kyajae]

I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it

Need new and original meterial alert!!

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?