The final word on Iran

[BoredBloke]

There are plenty of things I have not actually seen, but that does not prevent me from using my imagination to see how it might look! So when I saw that ropey bint smoking away on the telly the other night I was able to imagine how she might look similar to the chunky England star if the chunky one was wearing womens clothing.

In the same way that I have not ever put a garden fork through my foot, I can imagine how painful it might be!

[Shimano105]

15 returned from Iran, 4 lost in Iraq today, net gain of 11 - result?

[andy]

They have come with goodie bags
Apparently they had good holidays

[Kyajae]

Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney in a dress?

I've seen Shrek in a dress - is that close enough?

[Sysman]

What is even worse about this affair

The local radio here in Central Europe won't let me listen to the news without hearing effing Bliar's voice.