The most horrible sound in the world...

[SallyAnne]

What about some numpty banging a fat ginger bird?

It still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>



Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!

[Kyajae]

What about some numpty banging a fat ginger bird?

JESUS!! Not even I'd be that desparate! Unless it was with a sledgehammer!

The problem with boffin fat ginger birds is that when you go to mount them, one invaraibly ends up burning one's @rse on the light bulb! Any other position results in asphyxiation!

[Maxamus]

the sound of a gang of monkey hangers or sand dancers coming around the corner.

[mictech]

It still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>



Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!

Better add old to that list then.

[Churchill]

It still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>



Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!

I wasn't talking about you!

Ah, yes, those halcyon days...

[Maxamus]

What about some numpty banging a fat ginger bird?

i had a brief afaiir with a ginger bird back when i was at college. My god she was good! Her airbags must of atleast been 36FF's. She was good.

Brings back memories

[Churchill]

i had a brief afaiir with a ginger bird back when i was at college. My god she was good! Her airbags must of atleast been 36FF's. She was good.

Brings back memories

mammaries

[monkeyboy]

the noise from trap 2 whilst in trap no. 3


last night vindaloo me thinks

[hyperD]

The sound of a "banjo string" breaking mid coitus...

[lexington_spurs]

Southern plums-in-mouth, jolly hockey sticks, fna fna fna, tally-hoe what what-ers.

sorry, what is it specifically about a southerners plums in your mouth?