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    #11
    a proper contractor =

    comes in just before 9 or just after 9. Leaves just after the contracted hours. A minute over that and you say 'Overtime O'Clock'.

    Either way you hold your head high and don't try to sneak in/out.

    A real contactor has the best lunches in the team.

    A more expensive house then their manager and the mortgage is a drop in the ocean.

    Nice car/s.

    Can listen to their Zen and not big a s*%t

    Doesn't work weekends.

    Big difference.

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      #12
      Apart from being a permie or doley, when does a contractor stop being a contractor?

      If I source all my gigs myself, never using agents (sorry Denny - EB's), just use PO's and invoices, always based on a deliverable, market myself accordingly, am I a proper business or am I still a contractor?

      One of those 'whats it all about' moments...

      Older and ...well, just older!!

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        #13
        Hey guys, I never said being a proper contractor was 'better'. Some contractors are permies though, and I'm not talking about IR35.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          Hey guys, I never said being a proper contractor was 'better'. Some contractors are permies though, and I'm not talking about IR35.
          I'd say about 75% of contractors are perma-temp tax dodgers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by interested
            I'd say about 75% of contractors are perma-temp tax dodgers.
            on what basis would you say somebody is a perma-contract ?
            is it based on time @ client - what criteria ?
            Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bluebird
              on what basis would you say somebody is a perma-contract ?
              is it based on time @ client - what criteria ?
              Time at client
              Risk
              T&E vs deliverables

              So if someone is working at a client on a T&E basis, with no risk built into the contract and is there for say more than a year = perma-temp

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                #17
                Who are we kidding
                we are all tax dodging temps

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by interested
                  I'd say about 75% of contractors are perma-temp tax dodgers.
                  Wash your mouth out, I am in business at my own risk and an asset to the economy, Gordo’ and I are mutually better off with this arrangement even though he’s too blinkered and greedy to recognise it!
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    A real contractor makes an effort to maintain the relationship with all his clients and their teams so he may provide services for them direct while working from his own office on a full time basis.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      I go here after work to let steam off and should be getting my loyalty card soon....
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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