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Anyone ever been chased by a stalker
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Too much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesToo much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...
Its these 5:30 starts- I'm like the walking brain dead!The pope is a tard.Comment
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That must be quite a relief for you...Originally posted by Lucifer BoxWhen you're as ugly as I am, acquiring a stalker is not a worry that keeps me up at night.
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El Duder's gone v. quiet these days. Perhaps a stalker in his life would do him good?..."My God, it's huge!!"
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If you mean hand relief, then yes.Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesThat must be quite a relief for you...
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxIf you mean hand relief, then yes.

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You mean there are other kinds? They kept THAT fooking quiet!!Originally posted by realityhackI've always attracted women on the 'bonkers' side of life.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Anything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?Originally posted by Lucifer BoxIf you mean hand relief, then yes.

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Arghh, I've said too much!Originally posted by realityhackAnything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?
Thanks again, realityhack and, yes, I have got a couple left. I'll launch a new thread about it. After all, why not? We haven't had a food thread for a while.Comment
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