Ultimate cuk disgusted of Tunbridge Wells thread

[SallyAnne]

Oh Thanks Sal, with your acknowledgement I feel I have truly arrived in contractor forum heaven. I hope I can call you Sal I feel we have come close and our views are obviously sooo alike on all matters social. I've been racking my brains about how we can get the HIV figures into the penguin story, 5 times more penguins from Africa have HIV than the indigenous British penguins. They are consuming so many antiretroviral sardines that there's not enough hip replacement sardines for Granny Penguins in their own country.

Oh dear - theres only one thing sadder than a sarcastic tw*t, and thats a sarcastic tw*t who has to log in under a fake extra ID to get his points doubley heard.

You haven't wasted your life at all bagpuss

[Bagpuss]

Paranoia means being suspicious without reason, and it can be present in the diagnosis of many health problems, as well as over 80 medical conditions. Paranoia can be a symptom of illegal narcotic abuse

[Causus Deli]

Oh dear - theres only one thing sadder than a sarcastic tw*t, and thats a sarcastic tw*t who has to log in under a fake extra ID to get his points doubley heard.

You haven't wasted your life at all bagpuss

I beg your pardon, my name is David and I'm a Mathematical genius not a cartoon cat character. I got this name cut-price on e-bay after getting banned on my usual haunt of Channel 4 news. You can go there and read more of the results of my musings if you desire. However after a brief visit to the pub at lunch today I will endeavour to solve the remaining problems with this country and hopefully negate the need for the 6 O'clock news this evening. Do you think the weather is up to Pimms in the garden yet? I can see we will get on famously.

[SallyAnne]

Paranoia means being suspicious without reason, and it can be present in the diagnosis of many health problems, as well as over 80 medical conditions. Paranoia can be a symptom of illegal narcotic abuse

Is it national italics day?

Funny how you logged in just as I mentioned you eh?

[Bagpuss]

Funny how one reads a post by j'accuse daily and then logs in to reply

[SallyAnne]

Funny how one reads a post by j'accuse daily and then logs in to reply

Oh please - your arse is not something I wish to see!

[Bagpuss]

It's rather itching wearing this hairshirt, any tips on self flagellation?

[Churchill]

It's rather itching wearing this hairshirt, any tips on self flagellation?

Yeah, get someone else to do it.

[Causus Deli]

Do I feel vibes of confrontation here, look guys just grow up and have a fight!

Now to my next brainwave, I believe we are in very dangerous times indeed where one is considered a heretic to dare to think differently. Sanctimony levels abound amongst the shallow lurkers, those who have to big themselves up by 'caring' and 'understanding'. Our TV screens are full at the moment with these phonies, getting free publicity for the perpetuation of their fake being. Are we to adore them and place them on a higher level, are we to contribute and absolve ourselves of our guilt and place ourselves above others who dare not to contribute.

Gay Penguins are just a ridiculous reflection of our barmy society where we bend over backwards to 'understand' something, and in this case it's bollox to our young and impressionable who are blatently being used for experimentation purposes. Government's own statistics on important issues being covered up and widely misinterpreted again to keep the thought police happy. Call a spade a spade I say, unless we take a good close look at what is going on and debate openly then there is sure to be civil unrest. This is not homophobic or racist it's plain common sense.

I will not contribute a bean to any overseas causes, I contribute Tax which this government see fit to give away instead of looking after our own elderly or fragile people. The people who made this country great and we forget them, how crass is that?

Have a nice day

David

[Bagpuss]

population ethiopia 2007 - 66,557,553
population ethiopia 1984 - 42 million

50% more people in 20 years, I think we can see the problem