Leave a ginger lady's pube in the bottom of the bed.
Time to discover? 12 seconds after walking through the door...
Time to discover? 12 seconds after walking through the door...
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Originally posted by Swiss TonyFirstly slightly move all of the furniture. Not enough to be obvious but just enough to make it look a bit odd.
Then proceed to stick bits of cork under the table legs to make it taller, again not too much but a bit.
Try and get all of the house furniture to be at slightly different angels.
When she comes back it will bug the hell out of her as she can’t put a finger on what’s different!
The furniture will all be forsale come saturday. Anybody need a rock-hard leather settee in dark brown - its kinda mens club/lawyer style of settee? Comes with two matching chairs.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Is that from experience???Originally posted by hyperDComment
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You’ve just reminded me. That really did happen to me once. I was never sure if she didn’t trust me or disappointed that I could look myself and the flat on my own.Originally posted by TrollDrivel is my specialityComment
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Make the most of it is my advice, get in touch with a few of the lads (you should have done this already !) arrange a few nights out. Enjoy the fact that you don't have to discuss what you are doing with anyone else for a few weeks. Go to the footy, play golf, afternoon lash-up, all the things that take up half a day and are difficult to get a pass-out for.
Go away for the weekend to visit mates your missus doesn't like etc.
I am not free at weekends so try to cram loads in during the week to compensate.
They will be back before you know it, just like a break between work, try to enjoy it !Comment
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Pot Noodle and a wank.Originally posted by lilelvis2000
HTHFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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