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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    My wee smells really funny today
    Drinking your own wee to drop weight is a myth.

    HTH

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      #12
      I always go for a walk in the allocated 30 mins and then do the one typing in the clients time.

      When I was down south I could take upto 2 hours for lunch and often did, go to the gym for 1 hour and then nice pub resturant meal and sleep in the rig room doing soak tests. Then again I was away from and needed to extend the day to keep out of tyhe pub all night or go back to sad liitle room.
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #13
        Only had one pint today and can't spell !!!!!
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi
          Did you have asparagus with it?
          No, but I had salmon and asparagus he nigt before. Does asparagus make your wee smell funny like?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            No, but I had salmon and asparagus he nigt before. Does asparagus make your wee smell funny like?
            Like what?

            I know you geordies say 'like' at the end of every sentance but I've never seen it written.
            Call the cops

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              No, but I had salmon and asparagus he nigt before. Does asparagus make your wee smell funny like?
              Yes it does, about 50% of people have smelly wee after eating it, something to do with an enzyme's in your liver.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #17
                Originally posted by gingerjedi
                Yes it does, about 50% of people have smelly wee after eating it, something to do with an enzyme's in your liver.
                Does it mean my liver is broken then? or is it a sign of being healthy?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Does it mean my liver is broken then? or is it a sign of being healthy?
                  Nothing sinister, you either have the reaction or you don't... consider yourself gifted!
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by freakydancer
                    Like what?

                    I know you geordies say 'like' at the end of every sentance but I've never seen it written.
                    Dont start.

                    I've got personal smell issues to deal with today, I dont have time for fighting
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi
                      Nothing sinister, you either have the reaction or you don't... consider yourself gifted!

                      Oooh get in - lucky old me and my liver enzymes!
                      The pope is a tard.

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