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    #11
    Originally posted by Jawz .
    http://www.goneboarding.co.uk/Forum/Default.aspx

    They've deleted all my threads too Had a good one going about fisting, it was up for only 12 minutes but got 45 viewings, then I got banned ....again

    well start it here, lets see how it goes....
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #12
      Proper contractors ski.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        What maks you do these things?!!!
        I don't know maybe it was because I was kept on the breast too long? Mmm masticulation

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          #14
          Jaws, are you HHH?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            Gays on trays the lot of 'em
            Actually they're a bunch of potheads, in the US anyway. My brother got into snowboarding in Colorado a few years ago and he had a specialised little snowboarding implement, like a Swiss Army knife, with an allen key-type attachment to adjust the footholds, a retractable metal tape measure to measure the distance between the footholds, and a compartment to hold your pot/hash and a bowl thing you could actually smoke it through.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              Snowboarders have no control, either sideways at 30mph careering into the next accident, or swift 90 deg turns to wipe out several skiers. A Menance!
              Oh FFS, shove it up yer arse. Stereotypical sh!te, I'm 100% in control 100% of the time on my board, more than I can say for many skiers. If someone isn't in control it's not because of what they're using to get down the mountain, it's because of their attitude. The same idiot on a snowboard would be the same idiot on a pair of ski's 30 years ago.

              And Jawz your probably banned I imagine because unlike this forum I imagine it's actually populated by quite a number of kids, and the moderators might not appreciate posts on fisting.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #17
                Originally posted by Jawz .
                http://www.goneboarding.co.uk/Forum/Default.aspx

                They've deleted all my threads too Had a good one going about fisting, it was up for only 12 minutes but got 45 viewings, then I got banned ....again
                It might be time for another CUK Holiday, any takers?
                Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Magnus
                  Actually they're a bunch of potheads, in the US anyway. My brother got into snowboarding in Colorado a few years ago and he had a specialised little snowboarding implement, like a Swiss Army knife, with an allen key-type attachment to adjust the footholds, a retractable metal tape measure to measure the distance between the footholds, and a compartment to hold your pot/hash and a bowl thing you could actually smoke it through.
                  yeah I've got the same kind of tool, never used it for smoking though, but it would make a good ermegency bong, thanks for tip.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw
                    Oh FFS, shove it up yer arse. Stereotypical sh!te, I'm 100% in control 100% of the time on my board, more than I can say for many skiers. If someone isn't in control it's not because of what they're using to get down the mountain, it's because of their attitude. The same idiot on a snowboard would be the same idiot on a pair of ski's 30 years ago.

                    And Jawz your probably banned I imagine because unlike this forum I imagine it's actually populated by quite a number of kids, and the moderators might not appreciate posts on fisting.
                    You still look gay though
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Jawz .
                      http://www.goneboarding.co.uk/Forum/Default.aspx

                      They've deleted all my threads too Had a good one going about fisting, it was up for only 12 minutes but got 45 viewings, then I got banned ....again
                      I go on there too, if i'd seen it i would have added some filth. love it.

                      Off to meribel eh? Not been, but I am driving to Morzine next weekend for some boarding action went in Jan and the snow was w*nk sadly.
                      mmmmm stella

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