Timesheets

[kirk]

All my timesheets are on-line; no such problems for me

[Jawz .]

I always have the last laugh though, on occasion I print out my timesheet take it to the toilets and rub my c0ck and balls on the spot where he signs it. I told someone else in the office and she always has a giggle watching him sign my c0ck & balls timesheet.

[lukemg]

Current place is electronic and far better for it. Had this at places before though, with nobbers making you feel like you are going cap in hand and that they were actually paying your money themselves. For most it is about as much power as they will ever get.
Without exception I would wait till they weren't around and leave it on their keyboard. I would also never chase them for it, I wouldn't give them the satisfaction. I was working for a bint with massive feet who I hated (feeling was mutual) who loved to delay things, fortunately I had loads stashed and could easily wait a few days. She did get me sacked though - so there is a lesson, don't let them know you hate 'em !

[Jawz .]

Current place is electronic and far better for it. Had this at places before though, with nobbers making you feel like you are going cap in hand and that they were actually paying your money themselves. For most it is about as much power as they will ever get.
Without exception I would wait till they weren't around and leave it on their keyboard. I would also never chase them for it, I wouldn't give them the satisfaction. I was working for a bint with massive feet who I hated (feeling was mutual) who loved to delay things, fortunately I had loads stashed and could easily wait a few days. She did get me sacked though - so there is a lesson, don't let them know you hate 'em !

why did u get sacked?

[andy]

In my last role I just 'forged' my client's signature by using a tippexed old version of a signed timesheet with last month's old days removed and new days added in. Saved heaps of time going to the client site just to get a new signature. I then used to e-mail my client telling him what I'd done and what days I'd 'signed him up for' that month. His response was always - that's OK - which was my cue to then scan it in and e-mail it to the EB with my client's forwarded written confirmation.

When I was on site and I knew that my client would be abroad on the last Friday of the month I used to get him to sign it in advance to cover the next week too. Again, no problems. Obviously, if I'd been away or not working after all for some of the days he'd already signed for, I would have removed those days from the next timesheet ensuring accuracy of days recorded.

I never leave timesheets to be signed later on - I usually forget them. I realise that it is easier said than done if your signatory is playing games though.

so you fiddled with hours and forged signatures
bravo

[Sockpuppet]

Timesheets were the bain of my life.

I used to run a warehouse team of 70 people and had to sign each timesheet individually after making sure they actually worked the hours.

This was in addition to putting all the hours on the company database1

Feckers.