• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Motherf*ckers

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #41
    Originally posted by kramer
    this is like being on site but without having to make tea for everyone....

    are you two sure you're not permies!!!!
    nah, just lazy
    Call the cops

    Comment


      #42
      give it a rest you two mother****ers

      Comment


        #43
        Originally posted by kramer
        this is like being on site but without having to make tea for everyone....

        are you two sure you're not permies!!!!
        Permies wouldn't have posted this many times in such a short space of time - they would have had a meeting about each post first, drafted a response to be reviewed by several other permies, then had another meeting to discuss the review......oh no hang on a minute, thats what DimPrawn's coders would have done.

        My mistake
        The pope is a tard.

        Comment


          #44
          Originally posted by Jawz .
          This woman at work has a ring tone of a baby crying? WTF are you insane woman. It's quite disturbing. And when she F*cks off to the toilet and it rings and rings and rings I get RAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
          There's a guy here who has that and he doesn't even have kids... we have decided he is a pedophile.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

          Comment


            #45
            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            There's a guy here who has that and he doesn't even have kids... we have decided he is a pedophile.

            Does he get a hard on whenever his phone rings?
            The pope is a tard.

            Comment


              #46
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              There's a guy here who has that and he doesn't even have kids... we have decided he is a pedophile.
              I'd normally make some type of pedo joke/reference, but I'll be banned no doubt..

              Comment


                #47
                Originally posted by andy
                give it a rest you two mother****ers
                No, you give a rest motherf*cker!!
                Call the cops

                Comment


                  #48
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Does he get a hard on whenever his phone rings?
                  Thats disgusting. It's people like you that have ruined this forum with smutty jokes and toilet humour.

                  Comment


                    #49
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Does he get a hard on whenever his phone rings?
                    Eeeuww! I don't want to look, but now you have mentioned it he's going to get paranoid about me staring at his crutch everytimer it rings... serves him right... pedo.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

                    Comment


                      #50
                      Twin Peaks - On the night when it all came to an end, me and my mate went to a pub quiz and our team name was 'Laura Palmer was killed by her dad' Like me, many out that night would have set the video. A friend of a friend lived in the States and he told us who did it - I think his log saw something that night.

                      They refused to read out our team name - didn't win the quiz either.
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X