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this is like being on site but without having to make tea for everyone....
are you two sure you're not permies!!!!
Permies wouldn't have posted this many times in such a short space of time - they would have had a meeting about each post first, drafted a response to be reviewed by several other permies, then had another meeting to discuss the review......oh no hang on a minute, thats what DimPrawn's coders would have done.
This woman at work has a ring tone of a baby crying? WTF are you insane woman. It's quite disturbing. And when she F*cks off to the toilet and it rings and rings and rings I get RAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
There's a guy here who has that and he doesn't even have kids... we have decided he is a pedophile.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Eeeuww! I don't want to look, but now you have mentioned it he's going to get paranoid about me staring at his crutch everytimer it rings... serves him right... pedo.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Twin Peaks - On the night when it all came to an end, me and my mate went to a pub quiz and our team name was 'Laura Palmer was killed by her dad' Like me, many out that night would have set the video. A friend of a friend lived in the States and he told us who did it - I think his log saw something that night.
They refused to read out our team name - didn't win the quiz either.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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