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    #11
    that thread which was started yesterday, the shaunbhoy insults one should be continued,

    shaun, no sh!t, you the king of insults, and the king of retorts

    I kid you not, I reckon if you wrote a book on retorts, it would be a big seller

    you could even break the retorts into the component parts so that people could pick and mix components to make a customized shaunbhoyesque retort



    Milan.

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      #12
      They are all vaguely familar somehow, especially for readers of Private Eye.
      Come on SB, think up some new ones.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        They are all vaguely familar somehow, especially for readers of Private Eye.

        But I don't often read Private Eye. However, I have been known to watch Monty P/Blackadder etc. to destruction.

        Come on SB, think up some new ones.
        Okay okay, I'm on it. I mean it is not as if there is not plenty to work with round here........... That said, I do sometimes feel a tad guilty about lashing some of the lower orders like alexei and Francko. Can't be easy for them trying to clamber up the evolutionary stepladder with flippers for feet!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          nul points that was crap

          cam on graaaaaaaaaaandaaaaad you can do better than that

          or have you lost it ?

          Milan.

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            #15
            The problem is it has little effect on us older members now, it's almost like being scorned at by Victor Meldrew. Deep down we know it's mean't with affection and that he really loves us.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              shaun has just proved that he cannot perform on demand

              poor his missus

              lol

              Milan.

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                #17
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy
                Can't be easy for them trying to clamber up the evolutionary stepladder with flippers for feet!
                If you had completed your A-levels you would have some grasp of the evolutionary theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution) and perhaps might come up with something funnier.

                I suggest you stick up with your stadium-chant style remarks that you want to pass as funny.
                I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                  #18
                  nice on Franko,

                  Shaun you have now been officially put down by Franko !!!!

                  lol

                  Milan

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by milanbenes
                    nice on Franko,

                    Shaun you have now been officially put down by Franko !!!!

                    lol

                    Milan
                    he's sh1t, and he knows he is

                    he's sh1t, and he knows he is

                    he's sh1t, and he knows he is

                    he's sh1t, and he knows he is

                    he's sh1t, and he knows he is

                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                      #20
                      Franko,

                      is it hard being an Italian in IT in the UK ?

                      After every word do you say ahhh, like,

                      Franko: I(ahh) need(aah) new(ahh) hard(ahh) disk(ahh) for(ahh) my(ahh) pc(ahh)

                      Milan.

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